Warning this is graphic and not for the faint of heart.
So I am at school deep in study when I realize there is a tingling feeling that suddenly hits me. I decide to get up and go to the bathroom to relieve myself from all the pressure. I walk into the bathroom and as soon as the odors hit my nose, I realize I would love to punch whoever just left this bathroom. Onward though I must go and I walk over to the urinal. Men have been blamed for years for their inability to aim. I think of myself as a pretty good shot, but this day there were obstacles. As I look on the ground, its real shiny from all the little droppings that have occured over the last day or two. I think what happens is first someone has one or two drops fall. Then the next guy that comes into the stall has to step back a few inches so they are not stepping in someone else's drops. Since they are back a couple inches, they drip a few drops a few more inches back. The next person comes in and bam two more inches back. You can see the progression and by the time I got to the bathroom, I am standing at the door trying to aim. Well not quite that far, but it was 2 feet. Don't worry when I was done I was sure to put a few drops down so the next person has to stand 2 feet and 2 inches.
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