What I like to do most

One of the talents God gave me was the ability to complain about something no matter what the situation. So for the last 4 and half years since I have known my wife she had enough of my complaining and told me to start a blog. When she said that I thought to myself, "No way I am going to go typing stupid entries on a computer and wasting my valuable time." As you can see from my response I immediatly had a complaint. So now I am going to try and keep track of all the complaints I have in life. Its early in the morning and I already have a couple. For one, my newest, sweetest, nicest daughter decided to poop her pants. So I get all the weapons ready, wipes on one side, butt cream on the other, and the new diaper in hand ready for whatever may come. It actually went real smooth, I unbuttoned her outfit and got the stinky stuff taken care of, got the new diaper on and buttoned up her outfit. I wrapped her up in the blanket and just about this time I hear, "BOOOOOOOOOMMMM" and world war III started. Actually she just needed another diaper after only 2 seconds of having a fresh one on her butt. So this is my complaint, I am sure there will be thousands more to come.